Sisters Are Sparklin’… Not!!!
Boy, you won’t want to have a big sister like mine ’cause I’m gonna tell you why.
A few reasons why me and my sister DO NOT get along :
My sister and I argue because I’m annoying and because we don’t like each other much.
We always fight for our toys.
We have fights (I always start them, “Mwa ha ha ha”), sometimes we don’t talk for days.
I kick, punch, bite, and slap my sister and she kicks, punches, and slaps me back.
There’s something my teacher Mr. Hirsch doesn't understand about my relationship with my sister. That’s because in class once he had a “vision”, he closed his eyes and said “Wait…. Elisa and Reina are probably thirty-nine and they are holding hands singing ``I love my sister, she is so funny and she is my best friend-``''AM NOOOT!” I shouted at the top of my lungs, Mr. Hirsch suddenly opened his eyes, jumped and said “Woah, wait I’m in the classroom, where is that grassy meadow full of cherry blossom trees and flowers and Elisa and Reina, huh?”
I wish my sister would disappear or I could be the big sister or at least have a brother.
What a messed up life. I wonder what it’d be like if things were different?
If I were the big sister, I would be taller, smaller, have a bigger bedroom, and have computers, iPad, and iPhones.
If I had a little brother, my mom would be busy with him all day, so I would have free time every day. Also, when my baby brother was older, he would go to my school and I would get to see him all year.
If I had no siblings, my parents would pay attention to me and no one else. I also wouldn’t receive those annoying “sister corrections.” One time, I was writing, and I wrote ‘someone else’ and she said, “Elisa! You wrote ‘someone else’ wrong!” And I was like, “Yeah, yeah.”
Fortunately, when I’m bored, we can play Lego together. I guess it’s a teeny-tiny bit okay having a sister.